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Gents, don’t settle for less, you have worth too!

Popular culture says ‘if you have more than one girl, you’re a gyalist or a top man,’ however, as men, women still expect a man of values and integrity.

So, don’t go choosing no ‘yamheads’!

Back again, Our Today is taking some time to list the six types of women to avoid when seriously dating.

1. ‘The Slay Queen’

#BackToTheStreets. These ladies are the newest breed in the street.

They look super attractive (thanks to make-up). They go from 0-100 real quickly; with zero filter and no chill, they flaunt their pretentious and fake lifestyle on social media.

Don’t be tempted good men, the Bible literally says, “RUN from temptation” (2 Timothy 2:22)

Slay Queens will turn up at every party in town and guess who will be paying the bill?

Basically, these ladies will burn through your pocket.

They will spend your hard-earned cash without remorse, because they are what society considers ‘social climbers or golddiggers,’ who will want to reap what they didn’t sow.

2. ‘Old Joy’

These ladies are in their late thirties to early forties; these women are largely in control. Mostly working in corporate, they turn their own keys and pay their own bills. #MissIndependent

They are well put together; lives in super check—son, they doesn’t need you!

However, one very important thing missing in their ‘well-put-together’ lives is a MAN, preferrably younger, without baggage and primed with stamina and naiveté.

These ladies are not necessarily desperate for appreciation or even sex; they mostly just want a good time, which includes going out for drinks, coffee or lunch dates.

Lowkey, it’s a trap to keep men around, but don’t take my word for it… you shall soon end up being her sex toy. Who knows, maybe you’re into that kinda thing.

Be mindful of the fact that you, the man, are a distraction, and that only lasts for so long; getting attached or liking the routine will surely leave you checking into ‘Heartbreak Hotel’.

3. The Church Girl

Son, if you are not into church, just walk away…. just go!

These types of girls are a special breed. They have the holier-than-thou kind of attitude.

You might just end up making the worse decision of your life in terms of dating. Remember not all that glitters is gold. She might don that choir robe and submit to God’s will, but make no mistake, you submit to her!

4. Tomboys/A guy’s girl

The very extraordinary species of female that loves sports ‘way too much’, to the point of chilling out late in bars waiting for a game or match to start, while other girls are indoors—honing and developing their ‘domestic skills’.

Not that this is a bad thing, but bear in mind that she’ll probably outdrink and outsmoke you cheering at goals, debating about who was right or wrong on the pitch, even betting on matches.

Never one to shy away from a fight, getting dirty or climbing a tree, she’s a hands-on, take-the-bulls-by-the-horns kinda girl.

As a young man, it is easy to keep up with such a lady that you can relate to. If she floats your boat, then awesome! But if you’re looking for a passive wife then these can be intimidating.

5. ‘I’m better than you’/’God is a woman’

This kind of woman is the centre of her own world and thinks everyone should kiss the ground she walks on, partners included.

WhatBlogsHerMind said these types of women are like Prom Queens or the famous cheerleader in high school or even the most popular girl who couldn’t and probably wouldn’t let go of the fact that high school is the past, you know, the good ol’ days.

Others are yet to fully mature as adults and subconsciously wouldn’t even want to grow up because they think they would look old and ugly, therefore, these femmes reminisce on the past.

Generally, these are women who think everyone is inferior and life revolves around them and they better than everyone, even their men.

They have a penchant for being very rude, secretly insecure and vindictive in bruising others’ ego.

Young lads, you will have a real hard time here.

This type of woman needs to be taken off their ‘high horse’ and learn humility (or basic, human decency).

Word to the wise, fellas, run in the opposite direction and never look back.

6. ‘Short Mamas’/Doll people

Classic105 advices that despite the many advantages of a little ‘peng ting’ like them occupying less space in bed, they’re not heavy in weight and they even look younger than their age; these girls can be trouble.

Why?

Duh! They’re everyone’s fave lol.

Only the strong will survive with these short mamas.

Cue the cameras because they are dramatic!

I believe that despite short mamma’s being ‘drama queens,’ some of them are actually worth the patience, tolerance and care from you young lads.

Thank me later.

xoxo